VALETINE’Z VOTING!

 

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Grab a cooffee and’z have a laugh’z at theze. Name’z removed too’z make’z it fair.

#1 Roze’s are red, Violet’z are bluez,
and someone came and sh*t in my shoe’z.
I wear no shoe’z so I feel fine,
and I will not stink on Valentine …

#2 Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
So are you
But roses are wilting
Violets are dead
Sugar bowl’s empty
So is your head.

#3 Roses are red, violets are blue
TKS put her head right in a shoe
I knew I shouldn’t but what could I do
I gave her a push and she fell right through!
LESSON: never shove a kid sister into an open toe shoe…heh…heh

#4 Rose’z are red
Violet’z are blue’z
My name’z Madi
and I luv’z you’z

#5 Roses are red
Violets are purple
People just say they’re blue
Cos rhyming’s a hurdle.

#6 Roses are red
Violets a blue
Our days are empty,
Unless we’re with YOU!

#7 Rose are Red
Violets are Blue
I’ve missed you Mollie
And dats all True.

#8 Roses iz red
Violets i Blue
Its been forever since
Mes Kissed youz!!!

#9 Roze’s are Red ,
Violets are Blue ,
I’m such a goof ball ,
but you so are Too!

#10 Roze’z are red
Violet’s are blue’z
I’m so glad we met
Will you be my muze?

#11 Rose’z are red
Violet’z are blue’z
I love my bed
And want to share it with you’z

#12 Roses are red
Violets are blue
Someone stole my heart.
Could it be you?

#13 Roses iz Red
Violets R Blue
Ernie POOPED on the Floor,
and it got on mom’s Shoe

 

#14 Roses be red
Violets be blue?
I bit the humans
They said F U
I yakked up a hairball
Into their their shoe.
Violets be blue?
Roses be red
If they cuss me again
The peeps will be dead.

#15 Roze’z are red, Violet’z are blue’z,
Summer’z are vibrant with bunchez of tone’z.
Winter’z are mellow with white’z of snow’z,
Peemail’z are yellow, Doo-dooz are bronz’.

#16 Roses are red
Violets are blue’z
I want a real man
With lots of tattoos.

#17 Violets are blue
Roses are red
Can’t think of rhymes
I’ve got a sore head!

#18 Roses are red
Violets are blue
“Mad Scots in the House ,
and Poopie Too”

#19 Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Mama made me take a bath
’cause I smelled like poo
#20 Rose’z are red’z
Violet’z are blue’z
I’m totally exhausted
Time for a BIG Sammy snooze!

#21 Rose’z are red’z
Violet’z are blue’z
What the heck you lookin’ at?
This home ain’t no pettin’ zoo’z.

#22 Rozez are red
Violetz are bluez
I’z pee peed on ur flowerz
Cuz I’z a poo pooz

#23 Roses are red
violets are blue
and I just came here
to hang out with you

#24 Roses are red
Violets are blue
Alfie’s a scoundrel
And so are you!

#25 Roses are red
Violets are bluz
We don’t wipe our bums
after we’ve had a poo!

#26 Roses are red
Violets are Blue
We love all the boyz in Blogville
And hope they love us too!

#27
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Gaylord has given the backside
What will Mollie do?

#28 Roses are red violets are blue
Youse iz a blonde an Alfie iz too..

#29 Rose’z are red
Violet’z are blue’z
You been gone waaaaaaaaay too long
I have missed you! And yogo too.

#30
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love dogs,
but I hate their POO!

#31 Roses are red
Violets are blue
Remember to get you pet neutered
The animal pet population depends on you.

#32 Rozez be redd
Violetz be blue
I has writer’s block
Booo Hooo

#33 Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When you’re feeling chilly
I’ll come cuddle you!

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HAPPY VALENTINE’Z AND LOVE’Z YOU ALL’Z

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WE’Z BACK AND COMPETITON’Z TIME’Z!

FANK’Z YOUZ ALL’Z FOR YUR PEE-MAIL’Z ASKING’Z UZ TO CUME’Z BACK.. AND SO’Z HERE’Z WE’Z ARE!

WHAT’Z BIN APPENING’Z??? HUMOM’Z BEEN’Z GETTING’Z FIT WIFF YOGO AND’Z POLE’Z DANCING.

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NOW’Z CUMMING BACK’Z AND VALENTINE’Z CUMMING’Z WEAL SOON, WEZ FAWGHT WEZ DO A COMPETITION. WEZ NOZE HOW’Z YOU’Z LUB’Z THOZE AND AZ OUR’Z ARE OPEN’Z TO EVERYBUDDY’Z YOUZ CAN ALL’Z HAZ SUM FUN.

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HOPE’Z YOUZ ALL HAZ A WUNDEFUL WEEK’Z.

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