TODAY.. I DIED! 25/01/2016

Jezuz! what the heck’z all’z the comotion about’z ??? OMC… IM’Z DEAD! I’Z DIED! Oh boy’z thiz iz too’z funny.. Humom iz spluttering tear’z all’z over de place, that BLOND iz running around sniffing’z everywhere’z ..FOR MEZ ….. Mawahwhahhwhaha I can see’z her BUTT she’z can’tz seez Mez! A tear drop’z for my Humom az I hate’z to see’z her SO upset’z butt’z I haz had a werd wiff her, gave’z her a brown paper bag, told’z de paramedic’z to go.. She’z gonna bee’z fine..IM’Z STILL FRIGGIN HERE!

WHY AM’Z I STILL HERE’Z AND NOT RUNNING’Z FREE WIFF MY BUDDIE’Z???

Remember’z thiz??

OH and let’z NOT fawget’z thiz !!!!!

My’z job’z NOT done here’z yet..

YEZ, IM’Z  GAYLORD ONE WING  I cannot’z go to rainbow’z bridge till’z I sort that’z Blonde OUT ! and Oh’z what’z fun’z it’z gonna bee’z..SHE CANT’Z SEE’Z ME’Z BUTT I SEE’Z HER !

Untill Iz pawform my task’z I dont’z get’z mez wing’z… Im’z gonna bee’z Mollie’z invisbale’z furiend…Mawahwhahahahhwhhaha.. I lub’z my Fur Sister.. butt there;z NO harm in’z having’z a bit’z of fun’z..

Juzt remember’z… I lub’z you all’z..NO email’z until I get’z two wing’z..I want’z you’z too laugh’z wiff me OK’z

GAYLORD… ONE WING.. HAZ NOT LEFT THE BUILDING!!!

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