HOLEY MOLEY WEZ HERE!!!

YEZ YEZ IT’Z BIN’Z A WHILE’Z BUTT WEZ HERE’Z TODAY. WEZ BIN’Z SUPER BUZY DIZ END.

SEE THEZE!

indexTOE NAIL CLIPPER FOR DOG’Z!!!!! SHE FAWGHT BUYING ME’Z PURPLE ONE’Z WOULD MAKE A DIFFERENCE.. ARE YOUZ LOSING THE PLOT WOMAN????

DSCN0715SHE FINK’Z COZ IM’Z BLONDE IM’Z STOOPID… WRONG! I HEAR’Z THE THUDDING UP THE STAIR’Z.. MOLLIE, WANT A SWEETIE? “ YEAH, LIKE IM’Z GONNA FALL’Z FOR THAT OLD TRICK! QUICK.. THINK BRAIN.. IT COME’Z TO MEZ.. I CURL UP’Z IN A BALL LIKE’Z A HEDGEHOG.. HA HA GET ME NOW WOMAN! SMART OR WHAT? CRAP, MY LEG’Z ARE TOO LONG’Z AND TWO ARE STICKING’Z OUT. THE CHUBBY HAND’Z GOT HOLD’Z OF MY PAW.. THINK MOLLIE!! I TRY AND MAKE’Z A RUN FOR IT.. HAVE YOUZ TRIED RUNNING ON 3 LEG’Z WIFF ONE STICKING UP’Z IN THE AIR. I NOZE DIVE ( OH THE SHAME )

pizap.com14271914834011WELL’Z THE OUTCUM WAZ.. SHE GOT 2 NAIL’Z.. AND I WAZ TOLD

” WAIT TILL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME! “

I GOOGLED MYSELF’Z ONE NIGHT’Z.. BAWAHWHAHHHAW GLAD TO SEE’Z THEY’Z UPDATED MY’Z PROFILE… IT’Z TOUGH AT THE TOP YOUZ NOZE!

825663577504933WEZ SENT OUT FLYER’Z OFFERING A REWARD COZ DIZ HAPPENED!

BIN LIDWEZ BIN’Z WERKING HARD ON GETTING’Z STUFF IN OUR ETSY SHOP. CAN YOUZ CUM AND LIKE’Z UZ…. IT PUSHE’Z UP THE LADDER IN THE SEARCHE’Z.

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